Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Miraculous!
On the big list of found miracles, where would a pan of hash browns that slightly resembles the continent of Africa rank?
awesome! I thought I hit pay dirt when I pulled an Idaho potato from the bag that was conjoined with another tater to look like a HEART. I forgot about it and never took a photo prior to consuming it for lunch
This looks to me like the kind of thing you should be able to sell for $$$ on ebay.
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When you hit it big, just remember us little people. And buy me a cup of coffee at The Bunker.
awesome! I thought I hit pay dirt when I pulled an Idaho potato from the bag that was conjoined with another tater to look like a HEART. I forgot about it and never took a photo prior to consuming it for lunch
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