Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Friday, May 08, 2009
There's a Red House over yonder...
Okay, maybe IKEA isn't for you. That's cool. There's no need to fight about it. There are alternatives out there for EVERYONE...
You are kidding... I want to call the phone number to see if it is legit... very funny.
ReplyDeleteDo not...I repeat, DO NOT eat the Swedish meatballs from the Red House Furniture store.
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