A warning

Here's a heads-up for you:

If you're like me, you grew up enjoying the smooth, creamy combination of orange and vanilla found in creamsicles and orange floats. If you're like me, you might find the product featured here in the cooler at your local convenience store and, fondly recalling pleasant childhood memories, may be tempted to buy it. If you're like me, you will know what it's like to drink carbonated liquid baby aspirin as a result.