Decepti-what now?

I saw Transformers when it came out a couple of years ago. It was a big, loud, dumb mess of a movie, and I loved it. I'm definitely going to check out the sequel when it comes out for more of the same. So I was happy to see the promotional display at the local 7-Eleven when I stopped to get gas the other day...


Nice! Slurpee cups with Transformers on them! But, wait a minute...

What...is...that...?

OH MY GOD!! Megatron! Aaugh!! What the hell, man!? You couldn't transform a baseball field's tarpaulin into an enormous pair of shorts or a giant diaper or something? You don't have the ability to retract that thing? Maybe a holster or something? Damn it! Nobody is going to want to enjoy an ice-cold Slurpee with your robo-junk in their face. Come on! I know you aren't from here originally but we have rules and stuff. Geez. Seriously.