Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
For your consideration
The nominees for worst actor are...
Good Gawd. Nice work by the Tween Seesters (the ones with silly names in the credits) on the technical stuff though!
Pushing the envelope by being filmed entirely in one small yet tastefully appointed hotel room, this film captures the plight of one man in the omni-present internal struggle that every man, woman and child must face: wanting something that is unattainable.
In this film, unrequited desire was symbolized demurely by the writer as a simple, locked window. With a personable cast and beautiful photography, this transcendent and uncomplicated film leaves us wanting more.
Of course, the writer & director could have been overly trite by presenting a brick - laden with meaning - to smash the window and thereby giving the main character sudden satisfaction. By ending with uncertainty, though, they have allowed us to look inward to find the brick to our own personal window. 4 out of 5 stars.
This is just silly. Who in the world would have helped you with this?
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"Twins, Basil"
Pushing the envelope by being filmed entirely in one small yet tastefully appointed hotel room, this film captures the plight of one man in the omni-present internal struggle that every man, woman and child must face: wanting something that is unattainable.
ReplyDeleteIn this film, unrequited desire was symbolized demurely by the writer as a simple, locked window. With a personable cast and beautiful photography, this transcendent and uncomplicated film leaves us wanting more.
Of course, the writer & director could have been overly trite by presenting a brick - laden with meaning - to smash the window and thereby giving the main character sudden satisfaction. By ending with uncertainty, though, they have allowed us to look inward to find the brick to our own personal window. 4 out of 5 stars.
Uh, I just wanted to see some boobies.
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