Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
I was at DD at 8:15 AM and they were practically out of donuts even though they were not really "advertising" the "Free Donut with Beverage Purchase" promotion.
Yeah, I had heard that DD was not really backing the whole holiday thing with a lot of gusto. Thumbs down on them for tying it to a beverage purchase. Bill Veeck (my spiritual godfather) used to say if you're going to give something away, give it away.
Because otherwise, women like this are never seen inside a Dunkin' Donuts.
I was at DD at 8:15 AM and they were practically out of donuts even though they were not really "advertising" the "Free Donut with Beverage Purchase" promotion.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I had heard that DD was not really backing the whole holiday thing with a lot of gusto. Thumbs down on them for tying it to a beverage purchase. Bill Veeck (my spiritual godfather) used to say if you're going to give something away, give it away.
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