Tampa Law

Check out this advertisement on a bus stop bench in my neighborhood...
More importantly, check out the picture on the ad...

Look at the professional attire. Look at the steely focus in the facial expressions. Look at the defiance expressed in the body language. Look at the overwhelming gravitas oozing out of every pixel of this photograph. What these lawyers are telling you is that they will tolerate absolutely zero nonsense when it comes to handling your legal affairs. What they are willing to tolerate, however, is your hot, sweaty ass and back smooshed all up against their serious pusses while you wait for a bus.