Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Friday, September 11, 2009
This is called 'asking for it'
I don't care if you get New! Corn Dog Dough and you save .18 when you buy two of them, if you willingly put something called a tornado into your digestive system, you deserve every bad thing that happens as a result. Sorry.
I LOVE those things. They are like little taquitos. You can get them at 7-Eleven and other "high end" gas stations. So tasty! At that price, I'll have to get 4 or 6. Where did you see that sign?
These particular forces of nature are available at the Sunoco station on just north of Hillsborough Ave on north Dale Mabry. Have at them, but don't say you weren't warned.
I don't care if you get New! Corn Dog Dough and you save .18 when you buy two of them, if you willingly put something called a tornado into your digestive system, you deserve every bad thing that happens as a result. Sorry.
I LOVE those things. They are like little taquitos. You can get them at 7-Eleven and other "high end" gas stations. So tasty! At that price, I'll have to get 4 or 6. Where did you see that sign?
ReplyDeleteThese particular forces of nature are available at the Sunoco station on just north of Hillsborough Ave on north Dale Mabry. Have at them, but don't say you weren't warned.
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