Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Monday, January 18, 2010
You have to read the WHOLE sign
All right! I'm starving! Yay! I'll take two slices, with sausage, mushrooms and green peppers. A Coke, plenty of ice please. And do you have garlic knots?
All right! I'm starving! Yay! I'll take two slices, with sausage, mushrooms and green peppers. A Coke, plenty of ice please. And do you have garlic knots?
Oh. Darn.
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