Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
I blame Google for this...
Damn it, nouns used to be nouns, verbs used to be verbs and that was that! Well, sometimes they'd be adjectives. And don't get me started on gerunds and split infinitives and dangling participles or the proliferation of X's and Z's in place of the letter S. The point is I wouldn't even know how to country if I wanted to.
By the way, putting the letter "z" at the end of a word instead of an "s" is a 5% Nation of Islam thing, I'm pretty sure. Z = Zig-Zag-Zig: from Knowledge to Wisdom to Understanding. Thought you might want to know. Google didn't invent that one.
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