A short conversation during a bad date

"All right, I guess we'd better get going or we'll miss the movie."

"Yeah, listen, you're a great guy..."

"Uh-oh."

"...but it's kinda late and I think I'm going to call it a night."

"That's cool. I guess, uh, just pay me for the chicken wings you ate and we'll be all set."

"What are you talking about? You didn't pay for my wings. I did."

"True, but I did have to sit here and watch you eat them."