Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Hot fun in the summer time
"Hey, why don't you come over to my place this weekend for a boobecue? I set up a tit in the back yabbo and thought it would be funbag to grill some stacks, some sweatermeat, whip up some lovemuffins, maybe drink a couple of jugs of wine. Bring your dog over and we can let the puppies out to play. Just do me a favor and don't stare at my wife this time, okay? For some reason, you make her feel uncomfortable when you come over. Oh, and bring some melons, nipplehead!"
Putting some breasts on the boobecue, I hope. And thighs too.
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