Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Jesus, Judy!
Lemme see what you got there? What is that? A crying statue? A grilled cheese with the Virgin Mary's face seared on it? A Lego that looks like Moses? Nice. But amateur hour, Slappy. I got you all beat: Behold! A university president that looks like Jesus!Yep, that is Judy Genshaft, new-and-improved Joker Products spokesperson and president of the University of South Florida, posing like Bono Jesus Christ on a billboard near campus. Need a closer look? Here you go:She's either emulating The Messiah or Fred Willard as Mike LaFontaine in "A Mighty Wind": "Hey, wha' happen?"
OVERRATED: Your golden calf UNDERRATED: My green Bull
Yep, that is Judy Genshaft, new-and-improved Joker Products spokesperson and president of the University of South Florida, posing like 
She's either emulating The Messiah or Fred Willard as Mike LaFontaine in "A Mighty Wind": "Hey, wha' happen?"
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