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"Hello sir. You're back again! This is, what, the third time today?"
"What can I say? I drink a lot of fluids and I make a lot of copies. So this place is a lot more convenient for me than Kinko's! A lot more!"
"Are you making photocopies of your buttocks, sir?"
"What? No! Of course not!"
"Your testicles then?"
"...'
"Sir?"
"I'll be out in 10 minutes."
Now, everyone knows that most ladies' rooms are stocked with more fancy and elaborate amenities (couches, fluffy towels, fancy French booty-washing machines) than men's rooms. So if there's a copy machine in the men's room at this gas station, is it safe to assume there's an entire digital printing press operation, complete with an editor's suite, in the ladies' room?
Nope, no printing press.
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I don't know what this says about me as a person but I didn't even notice the bowl before.
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