Christmas Is Over, If You Want It (and even if you don't)

"Fresh" donuts, purchased January 15, 2012

Dear merchant,
You know, there comes a time, usually less than a week after the last college football bowl game has been played and all the people who don't have some sort of disorder have stored their seasonal decorations, when you have to accept that the holidays are over and that folks simply don't want some of the merchandise in your inventory. Write it off, suck it up and move on, please. I'm looking at you, Dunkin' Donuts located at 7004 North Dale Mabry Highway in Tampa, Florida.

PS: I still love you.