Monday, April 02, 2012

Made for each other


I would never, ever hope for anybody's marriage to fail (what am I, a monster?), but I have never wanted one to succeed like the one between Kellen Butts and John Seymour. Because if these two can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

No, they're not registered at "Under the Bleachers", smartass. If you want to send them a gift, please do so here.

2 comments:

  1. I met a woman a few years ago through community theater. She and her husband own Sample Chiropractic. I think they met in school. Their wedding announcement made it on Leno.
    Her maiden name: Seeman.

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  2. @ Marissa: Seymour-Butts (clearly hilarious) aside, why is this other lady's name being "Seeman" funny on it's own? What's the rest of the punchline? What did I miss?

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