Time in, some clarification, then time out again

That last update came out kind of cryptic. Don't you hate it when people do that? Me too. It's such a pathetic, transparent, passive-aggressive attempt to get attention. Sorry. I was in a hurry and that wasn't my intent.

Anyway, I'm not in danger or in trouble. I'm just going to be busy taking care of a personal matter and I'm not going to have time to devote to the blog on a consistent basis.
Okay, I know that still sounds kind of cryptic. But it's not for passive-aggressive, attention-seeking purposes, I promise. I just don't want to get into it right now. If for some reason you're concerned, rest assured that I am not:

• Going to jail
• Having surgery
• Running a meth dealing operation in Albuquerque, New Mexico
• On location shooting a delightful romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston
• Seeking asylum because of my involvement with WikiLeaks
• Pregnant
• Attending comic-con in San Diego
• Tracking down some dude and killing him because he needs killin'
• Joining a cult
• Starting a cult
• Disbanding a cult I formed secretly back in the '80s
• Getting married
• Following Phish
• At Disneyworld

Everything is cool and I'll be back soon, some time after the first of August I think.

Sorry about the unease, if any, caused by the previous update.

Cool? Good. Go back to sleep.