Welcome to Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre

Good evening and welcome to Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre. Today, I will be portraying actor Sean Penn in our presentation of "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds". There will be no intermission during "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds" so snacks and soft drinks will not be served in the lobby. However, if you enjoy "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds", please stop by the box office on your way out and pick up a flyer that lists the remaining productions this season as well as information regarding subscriptions for next season. Those interested in donating or volunteering should stop by our patron services desk.
Funding for Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre productions like "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds" is made possible by a grant from the Milkhammer Trust. We'd also like to thank our corporate sponsors for supporting our production of "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds". Of course, it would be impossible to present "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds" without the efforts of our volunteers, so a huge thank you to them on behalf of the cast and crew of "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds". And without further ado, please enjoy "Sean Penn Wants To Watch a Specific YouTube Video But There Is a One Minute Commercial That He Can Not Skip After Five Seconds"

(HOUSELIGHTS DIM, CURTAINS OPEN AND A SINGLE OVERHEAD SPOTLIGHT ILLUMINATES A DESK, UPON WHICH SITS A COMPUTER. "SEAN PENN" IS SEATED AT THE DESK AND CLICKS THE MOUSE. A VIDEO ON THE POPULAR WEB SITE "YOUTUBE" IS SELECTED. HOWEVER, IT IS PRECEDED BY A COMMERCIAL FOR PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE AND THERE IS NO "SKIP" OPTION AVAILABLE.)

"Sean Penn": Darn. (clicks some other video and watches that instead).

Thank you, thank you. You're too kind. Thank you.