Merry Christmas 2013

"Huh? Oh yeah. Murry Chrizmuzzz."

Merry Christmas to you and your friends, families and associates, known or otherwise. Please celebrate with this poem I wrote and origihnally published in 2009

(Sing to the tune of "Silver Bells" if you're so inclined)

Scattered, smothered, chunked and covered

World's greatest hash browns

In the air

There's a feeling of breakfast

Bikers, truckers

Smearing Smucker's

On pieces of white toast

And in every corner booth you'll hear

"Waffle House, Waffle House

Only place open on Christmas

It's a treat, when we eat

Here, every year, Christmas day"

Waffles, pancakes

Pork chops and steaks

Grilled bacon patty melts too

You won't find much health food

On this menu

Orders shouting

Coffee spouting

Martha Stewart's nightmare

And above all the bustle

You'll hear

"Waffle House, Waffle House

Only place open on Christmas

It's a treat, when we eat

Here, every year, Christmas day"

But next year, maybe dear,

Perhaps we could have Chinese

Perhaps we could have Chinese