Subpar heroes

Someone posted this picture on Facebook the other day...

It's obviously a panel from some deservedly long-forgotten comic book, featuring the introduction of five of the least inspiring "heroes" ever. In the comments, someone asked what each of their super powers are. Personally, I have no idea. I'd never seen this before. Things like that don't stop me from answering questions, though. So here's what I think:

• Halfaman = possesses half of all the abilities of any normal man. 
• Monkeyman = Kind of like a monkey. 
• Pigman = Perceived as slovenly yet actually quite clean. 
• Pizzaman = Delicious. 
• Frogman = Has a watertight ass.

There you go.