Karma hates me, you, almost all of us

Have the good deeds you perform in life paid off in the form of unexpected good fortune lately?
No?
Well, this guy won the lotto recently...

Pictured: a real winner

Hey, it's just pure, dumb luck

Good for him, right?

Plot twist: Timothy Dale Poole is a convicted sex offender!

Gee, I wonder what he'll spend it on? Wait. No, I don't. I immediately rescind that wonder. Please do not visit upon my mind's eye any of the nice things rendered immediately horrifying by the circumstances of this individual case. 

Like a lifetime membership to Disney theme parks.

AUUUUGHHHHH!!!!

Thanks for nothin', Karma. 

Bitch.