Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Make the Buccaneers great again!
Donald Trump, campaigning for President of the United States:
DT: "He started it."
MEDIA: "That's the argument of a five-year-old."
DT: "No it isn't."
MEDIA: "Yes it is. That's exactly what children in Kindergarten say when they get in trouble."
DT: "That's what's wrong with this country"
FANS: "Yeah! President Trump tells it like it is!"
Donald Trump, head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
DT: "We're the world champions!"
REFEREE: "No, you aren't. You didn't even make the playoffs. Your record is 2-14."
DT: "No it isn't."
REFEREE: "Yes it is. You beat the Browns and the Lions and you lost every other game you played."
DT: "That's what's wrong with the NFL"
FANS: "Yeah! Coach Trump tells it like it is!"
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