Monday, November 27, 2006

Better Living Through Chemistry

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Last night, after tiring of hearing me talk about how tired I am, one of my guardian angels recommended Tylenol's Simply Sleep . I don...
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Thursday, November 23, 2006

It's fun to stay at the...

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Clark's Guide To Non-Traditional Holiday Dining

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Welcome and happy Thanksgiving! Contrary to what you may believe, you are not required by law to sit down with your family and eat the trad...
Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Prodigal son

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Tonight, I returned (briefly, very briefly) to the place where I had worked for seven years prior to the job I have now. I didn't make a...

I guess I shouldn't complain...

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After all, I'm not Michael Richards . Holy smokes! If you've never seen a human being completely self destruct (from America's l...

About the "Cyanide And Happiness" cartoon at the bottom of the page

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I haven't updated it in a long time because I like that one.
Monday, November 20, 2006

Call To Action

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Listen! Do you hear that? It sounds like...like...my god in heaven above, it is! It's a car alarm!! Right outside this very restaurant, ...

Hey, do you think...

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...not being able to sleep, (and I don't mean garden variety tossing and turning and waking up every couple of hours, I'm talking ab...
Sunday, November 19, 2006

Potential Parrothead?

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I attended my first Jimmy Buffett concert the other night, something I never thought I would do. To me, Jimmy Buffett concerts were among th...
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Cool breeze on a Sunday evening

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Here in Tampa, we get stretches of cool weather where you can leave your windows open without roasting to death that add up to, oh, say, a c...
Friday, November 17, 2006

More about me...

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...because I'm fascinating. This is one of those personal email surveys we all get ("Answer the questions and send it to everyone y...
Sunday, November 12, 2006

Some lists

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Top 5 Fictional Characters Who Are Funny Because They Have Funny Accents Latka Gravas (Andy Kaufman) Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Selle...
Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Back to school

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Today I attended T.E.A.M. training at work. Anybody who works in an establishment that sells alcohol knows that T.E.A.M. is an acronym for...
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Friday, November 03, 2006

Much, much, much too tired

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I was at work this morning at 7:00 and I just got home. Yesterday, I was there from 8:30 in the morning until midnight. It's crazy that ...
Tuesday, October 17, 2006

A couple of noteworthy passings...

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BOB LASSITER Tampa talk radio legend Bob Lassiter passed away after a long illness. Impossible to agree with 100% of the time regardless of...
Thursday, October 12, 2006

Socks to be me

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No doubt you've been out somewhere and witnessed a stray item of clothing in a strange, public place. It might be a baseball cap on an e...
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Butt seriously...

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The other night, the subject of BUTT PLUGS came up in casual conversation. Don't ask me why, it really isn't important. Honestly. No...

You're killing me!

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What? You need what?? When?!? You're killing me. You're kidding. I mean, this is a joke, right? You had to know there was a deadline...
Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Things I don't want to do today, tomorrow or anytime soon for that matter

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Go to work Work; Go there Be operated on by a deaf, dumb and blind oral surgeon Vios con worko Harm zoo animals Go to the place that pays me...
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Monday, October 02, 2006

I'm sick

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Ok, I wasn't going to share this but I haven't posted in a week and this is basically all that has been going on, so this is what y...