Thursday, June 28, 2007

Some hypothetical questions about karma

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Yeah, I was just wondering, um, hypothetically, if something bad happens to someone who you think sorta had it coming, even if you didn'...
Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I got email from Paul Newman today

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I, like you, like a lot of people, I suspect, get lots of email from people whose name is their email address. Why, just today I got emails...
Monday, June 25, 2007

Why I don't work with kids

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So I come home from the store tonight with $52.00 worth of groceries. I don't care how expensive food has gotten, you can still get a wh...
Saturday, June 23, 2007

Not such a funny night after all

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Last night, I went down to Sarasota to see Brian Regan doing stand-up at the Van Wezel . As I mentioned previously, I was looking forward to...
Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It must be hard to be humble

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I stopped at a gas station on the way home tonight and I was thirsty, so I went inside to grab something to drink. There I found a canned be...
Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Funny stuff this Friday

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I'm going down to Sarasota this Friday night to see my favorite stand-up comedian, Brian Regan , live in concert. I've seen him live...

Phone Phun

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To most people, wrong numbers are an annoyance. To me, they're an opportunity. Here's a call that I took at work the other day: AUTO...
Sunday, June 17, 2007

OCD? More like O So Fun!

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I am afflicted, mildly, with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and a dash of paranoia. I'm not like Monk on television. I don't ...

Hmmm...

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If you've seen any baseball today and noticed all the blue (ribbons, wristbands, umpire shirts, etc.) and wondered what was going on, it...
Thursday, June 14, 2007

LIES LIES LIES

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I just saw a TV commercial that featured some pick-up truck...excuse, me Sport Utility Vehicle...whatever...driving up the sides of building...

Billy is very angry with me right now

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Billy, my office mate (previously discussed here and here and here and here ) is pretty upset with something I did today. Here's what...
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Seriously, who cares?

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I was off for three days during last week and didn't find out about all the Paris Hilton nonsense until K & R told me about it on o...
Monday, June 11, 2007

Burnt!

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Yowza, I am in pain today. Actually, I've been in pain since Saturday afternoon. You see, I just got back (Sunday) from a mini-vacation,...
Thursday, June 07, 2007

Why is this here?

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The picture featured here is a bus stop I noticed today. It's on westbound Hillsborough Avenue near Benjamin Road. I have a feeling this...
Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Rays, they are a-changin'...again.

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Well, it looks like it's pretty close to official: in another step towards remaking the Tampa Bay Devil Rays , team management has rece...
Sunday, June 03, 2007

There went the neighborhood

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Well, we've finally had it. We're giving up and moving out. We just can't take it anymore. It's such a shame because this us...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007

A short conversation about modesty

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"Look at this! The bagger didn't put the toilet paper in a bag. Now everybody in the parking lot is going to see me lugging a 12 pa...
Monday, May 28, 2007

This weekend in crazy crime

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Because you know you love this stuff... Why Don't We Do It In The Road? Well, because we'd probably get arrested, dumbass. Like the...

Back to the flea market

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I made a return visit to the good ol' Oldsmar Flea Market this weekend. This time as a buyer, not as a seller (as I've written abou...

A short conversation about personal philosophies

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"One thing you should know about me is I go for it all the time. The credo I live by is caveat emptor , which is Latin for seize the da...