Monday, July 30, 2007

So the folks at AC Nielsen are pissed off at me...

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...which is kinda what I was going for, but not like this. Let me explain. A while back, on the referral from a friend, I signed up to serv...
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Friday, July 27, 2007

Mansontastic!

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I had a chance to go see Marilyn Manson in concert tonight and I declined. Not because I dislike Marilyn Manson but basically because I'...
Thursday, July 26, 2007

Sayonara soon, suckers

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Looks like your boy Clark and his office mate Billy will be heading for Hollywood very, very soon. You see, we have pitched our first televi...

Finally!

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Tampa Police has a motorcycle cop at the corner of Kennedy and Morgan this morning, writing tickets to the inconsiderate morons traveling we...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Sometimes, buying a new CD is difficult

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I am a huge Prince fan. I’ve spent big bucks to see him perform, have every album he’s ever released (including spin-off and side projects l...
Friday, July 20, 2007

Sometimes Billy absolutely amazes me

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Billy the Kid, my office mate, informed me this week that he didn't know his girlfriend's last name. His defense being that in spite...
Sunday, July 15, 2007

Tabloid Bay

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One of the things I don't really like about where I live is this strange envy of other metropolitan areas that we seem to have. It's...
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Saturday, July 14, 2007

A Dome by any other name

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It's with a little tinge of sadness that I chuckle at the goings on over at USF over the naming rights of the Sun Dome . Sadness, becaus...
Sunday, July 08, 2007

Sometimes I forget how to read

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I've only lived in this country a short time (my whole life, but I'm really not that old) and every now and then I still have troubl...
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Friday, July 06, 2007

Adventures in dining, Tampa style

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In spite of having lived in the Tampa Bay area for over 20 years now, there are still bars and restaurants I've passed hundreds of times...
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Thursday, July 05, 2007

"Be glad that you are free..."

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I got an email forwarded to me yesterday, July 4th, as in The Fourth Of July, as in Independence Day, titled "Proud To Be White". ...
Monday, July 02, 2007

Gotta love weekend TV

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I was flipping channels Saturday and came across some interesting programming on Spike TV. Spike, formerly the Nashville Network, bills its...
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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Some hypothetical questions about karma

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Yeah, I was just wondering, um, hypothetically, if something bad happens to someone who you think sorta had it coming, even if you didn'...
Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I got email from Paul Newman today

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I, like you, like a lot of people, I suspect, get lots of email from people whose name is their email address. Why, just today I got emails...
Monday, June 25, 2007

Why I don't work with kids

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So I come home from the store tonight with $52.00 worth of groceries. I don't care how expensive food has gotten, you can still get a wh...
Saturday, June 23, 2007

Not such a funny night after all

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Last night, I went down to Sarasota to see Brian Regan doing stand-up at the Van Wezel . As I mentioned previously, I was looking forward to...
Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It must be hard to be humble

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I stopped at a gas station on the way home tonight and I was thirsty, so I went inside to grab something to drink. There I found a canned be...
Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Funny stuff this Friday

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I'm going down to Sarasota this Friday night to see my favorite stand-up comedian, Brian Regan , live in concert. I've seen him live...

Phone Phun

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To most people, wrong numbers are an annoyance. To me, they're an opportunity. Here's a call that I took at work the other day: AUTO...
Sunday, June 17, 2007

OCD? More like O So Fun!

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I am afflicted, mildly, with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and a dash of paranoia. I'm not like Monk on television. I don't ...