Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I got robbed tonight

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At gunpoint, outside of my home, about two hours ago (it's about midnight right now). Three guys, might have been teenage kids but were ...
Monday, October 22, 2007

On the bright side...

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Here's something good about self loathing: If you do wind up killing yourself, you're not some loser who committed suicide, you...

Searchin'

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Below is a list of things typed into various search engines that have led people (maybe you) to this blog. Most I understand, others I have ...
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Sunday, October 21, 2007

So I've been feeling kind of down

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Let's just say that I was putting lists together of pros and cons and one list was easier to fill in than the other and leave it at that...
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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Mint condition

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After about a month of hard work, every baseball card I own is now put away and organized neatly in 3-ring binders. They had kinda been all...
Monday, October 08, 2007

Burn, baby, burn!

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The Bronx may not be burning, but some asses there are going to be. Because the New York Yankees are just about finished for the 2007 seaso...
Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Open For Business

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I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a brand new company, Clark Brooks, LLC . That's right, I am officially in bus...

Where Euphemisms Come From

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The other night, one of The Girls got sick (non-drinking related, in case anybody cares) outside my apartment and threw up in the parking lo...
Monday, October 01, 2007

Last Man Standing

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Life is so transitory; restaurants come and go on a weekly basis, stadiums and shopping centers are built to last only about 20 years or so,...
Wednesday, September 26, 2007

What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine

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Life is a series of obsessions. Some are impulsive and fleeting, like Swatch watches, while others are deep-rooted and last a lifetime, lik...
Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Much Ado About Not Much

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Here are three things that people are kind of worked up about right now and what I think about them. For what it's worth... BRITNEY SPEA...
Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Catching up on CENFLO

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I just realized that I never followed up on my promise to talk more about the Central Florida Film Festival ( CENFLO ) where we presented ...

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, on

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Folks, forget the rain forest or whatever. Ominous signs indicate that we are dangerously close to completely running out of one of our sing...
Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Burp

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I just spent the last three hours watching the film " Waterworld ". On purpose. It was like eating an entire bag of Funnyons for d...
Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Random Observations On Tuesday, September 4

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Maybe nobody else finds this stuff odd or even interesting, I can't tell anymore, but I do. So I write about it. Here's stuff I saw ...
Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The saga of Randy and Paula

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Looks like the long-rumored parting of Randy and Paula White is officially news . Ah well, happens to the best (and the rest) of us. However...

Is this the definitive Tampa news story of all time?

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Maybe! After all, it features a former professional wrestler, a county commissioner (the same guy, actually), a chain restaurant and a lawsu...

Karaoke and how it relates to differences between the sexes

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As I mentioned before, the girls and I have been doing karaoke at the Proud Lion Pub lately. I'm learning some frightening new things Su...
Monday, August 20, 2007

Five Easy Pieces Diner Scene

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

May I not help you?

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Boy, for an area that relies so heavily on the tourism and hospitality industries, I sure do run across a lot of crappy customer service her...