Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Drive-Thru Etiquette. You're welcome.

I utilize fast food drive-thrus frequently. Well, not anymore. But when I did, I used them all the time. We're talking a conservative e...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ladies! Where y'all at?!?

Taken at 10:50PM tonight, Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 (about a half hour ago), outside a Hillsborough Avenue bar I drive by on my way home fro...

Monday, April 28, 2008

It's almost showtime!

This is the stretch run. Only three more rehearsals until Opening Night. Tonight was the first dress rehearsal and this is when it finally ...

Knock knock!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ow. Ow who? Werewolves of London! (I totally came up with this on my own and I have to admit, I'm pretty d...

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Stay on target, stay on target...

You've probably already seen this (it's been around a while)... Cracked.com recently featured it in one of their pieces and what I h...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Just so you know...

...those yellow bags are covering parking meters on Cass Street in downtown Tampa. The city puts those on when they don't want people to...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Relay Wrap-Up

The 6th Annual Temple Terrace Relay For Life is now history. What an experience! We had a blast, doing some good work, staying up all night ...

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Mondays get a bad rap

There's a long established tradition of declaring that Monday is the worst day of the week, a sentiment echoed by two of modern society...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Attaboy, Clark!

"The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" was on tv last night. I hadn't seen this thing in 20, maybe 30 years so I stopped and watched it....

Shut up already! Damn!

I am addicted to people. I find people, the things they do and their personal stories to be utterly fascinating. And I always feel that anyb...

Sunday, April 13, 2008

3rd rehearsal

It's been almost two weeks since I posted on the upcoming production of "The Beverly Hillbillies" being presented by Plant Cit...

Monday, April 07, 2008

New blogger in the neighborhood, lives across town and it's understood...

Today I'd like to welcome the long-overdue arrival of another observer of bizarre behavior, odd occurrences and random shit. Please go ...

Sunday, April 06, 2008

My audience with the Queen of America

The other night I was at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino where I saw Miss America 2008 Kirsten Haglund who was there on a publicity junket. T...

Thursday, April 03, 2008

People read the stuff you put out there on the internet? Huh. Who knew?

Today, I received some comments on a post I wrote a while back about our Relay For Life team, the Daddy-O Alley Katz . You can follow this l...

Monday, March 31, 2008

Ah, fine dining and sparkling repartee!

I'm either going to have to start giving these their own label or start wearing an iPod with headphones when I eat out. Maybe I'm be...

Sunday, March 30, 2008

2nd rehearsal

I only had one rehearsal last week and I don't have one at all this upcoming week, so there's not a lot of news. I am "off book...

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

March Madness: Everybody plays!

Basketball is a distant fourth on my list of favorite sports, behind football which is itself a distant third behind baseball and hockey. An...

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Artistry of March Madness

Back in the good ol' days, there was only one company (Topps) producing baseball cards. When a player changed teams and they didn't ...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

1st rehearsal

Well, our first official rehearsal was Tuesday night and what looked like it was going to be an unusual experience is already taking a turn ...

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Diet

Inspired by the accomplishments of others , I've finally decided to take a semi-serious shot at dropping some weight ( "Hey, I thou...

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