Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Another day, another free event with over 50,000 people in attendance

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Kind of on the spur of the moment, I attended the much-hyped Criss Angel event at Clearwater Beach last night. The illusionist was schedule...
Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Closing time

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Looks like Bennigan's , the chain that first answered the question "What would happen if a local neighborhood pub mated with a shop...
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Monday, July 28, 2008

I have a feeling Publix is going to get sued again

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These are the cooking instructions (two sets, depending if you want chewy or crispy crust) exactly as they appear on a Publix store brand fr...

It's not what you say...

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...but how you say it. HISTORIA DE UN LETRERO (THE STORY OF A SIGN)
Sunday, July 27, 2008

A short conversation about memory

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"Hey, I almost forgot to give this back to you. Here you go." "You can't do that." "Do what? Give this back to ...
Friday, July 25, 2008

Better living through misrepresentation

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By now, I presume everybody has heard about the new healthier alternative side order that has been added to Burger King kids meals, "Ap...
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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Get your butch on!

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WARNING: The following video should not be viewed by anyone without at least one fully functional set of testicles within arm's reach. L...
Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Stay tuned!!

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We've all seen "teasers"; tucked in among regular paid advertisements, these very short blurbs from your local news try to hi...
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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Flugtag 2008

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The Red Bull Flugtag was presented here on Saturday, for the first time in Tampa Bay, and I attended with a group of friends along with ano...
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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Cut me off, I've hit my limit

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I think I might be done attending meetings, conferences, seminars and classes of any kind. Reason being, I just can't take any more of ...
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A short conversation about birthday presents

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"Here you go. Happy birthday!" "Thank you! Oh, it's a bag from Hallmark!" "Yeah, they have some really clever ...
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Why sports can still be great sometimes

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I sat down to watch the home run derby last night, an exhibition event in conjunction with the major league all star game. I'm a sports ...
Monday, July 14, 2008

Retro A Go-Go

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Man, people sure do love the past. Whether it's themed restaurants , vintage clothing or golden oldies music , some folks just can'...
Friday, July 11, 2008

"Sorry folks, site's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."

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(Fear not, non-sports fans; in spite of the many baseball-specific references ahead, this post is not really about baseball. And no, this si...
Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dream jobs

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Hey, do you ever think about what you would do if money and insurance weren't important and you decided to chuck your job and just do so...
Wednesday, July 09, 2008

A short conversation about loud music

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"Well, so much for the county doing something about the volume of shows at the amphitheatre . I can hear every single note of Dave Matt...

Music

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There are five songs on that iMeem playlist in the right margin listed as being by somebody named Qlarq. That's me. I'm Qlarq and I ...
Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Victimized again!

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I got a call this morning on my cell phone from an 800 number. It was a recorded message telling me to call them back regarding a fraud issu...
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Monday, July 07, 2008

This is serious

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Undoubtedly, the freedom to access information and the exchange of ideas is important to you. If not, you wouldn't be reading blogs, sil...
Sunday, July 06, 2008

Overcoming compulsion through nature

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Did you ever get it in your head to do something? To the point where it becomes an obsession? I live in a second floor apartment with a balc...
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