Wednesday, October 01, 2008

We have lost our everlovin' minds

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Welcome to Planet WTF! Hold on tight because we are officially, totally out of control. This ride has not just jumped the rails, we've l...
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I don't know why, exactly..

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...but this cracks me up. Usually, weird for the sake of weird is contrived and lame: But sometimes it's brilliant! (That one has been b...
Monday, September 29, 2008

Partial writer's block

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I would really like to write a movie script. I think that it would be fun to see something I wrote up on the big screen. Or even a medium si...
Saturday, September 27, 2008

Seeing is believing

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I think my favorite thing about the internet is the opportunity to see things that you never imagined you would. Such as... And this... Grea...
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Friday, September 26, 2008

Open door policy

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The people who live in the apartment beneath mine moved out recently with no notice, leaving the apartment abandoned. I started noticing off...
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Thursday, September 25, 2008

From the "Stupid behavior by guys named George whose last name doesn't start with a B" Department

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George Michael has been busted again . Here's an excerpt from his latest apology issued through a publicist: “I want to apologise to my...
Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Clay Aiken is gay!

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Ok, everybody just remain calm. All is well. Most of us knew this was coming and we have a plan in place. If everybody sticks to it, we sh...
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!

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The other day at work, a guy came in off the street and proceeded to threaten one of my co-workers for no reason. Don't get the wrong id...
Monday, September 22, 2008

Clark Brooks: Soundtrack composer

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Check out this (extremely) short film... That's MY song!! I can not (or rather, will not) identify who any of the characters in the film...
Friday, September 19, 2008

A short conversation about pharmaceutical marketing

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"We need your help. The boys in the lab came up with something new and corporate wants it on the shelves by Tuesday." "Whaddy...
Thursday, September 18, 2008

Chick flick indeed!

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Much is being made of the fact that the film " The Women " features an all-female cast, no men whatsoever. Personally, I don't...

Watch this!

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Tonight. 10PM (Eastern). FX . Don't miss it.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Signs O' The Times

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Compliments of B McB
Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hands-on advice

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I was waiting on a customer today, passing a pen, paper and cash back and forth between us. Immediately after the transaction was finished, ...
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David Foster Wallace's commencement address at Kenyon College, 2005

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(If anybody feels like perspiring [cough], I'd advise you to go ahead, because I'm sure going to. In fact I'm gonna [mumbles whi...
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Monday, September 15, 2008

Fantasy-tastic!

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I know from feedback that I've gotten over the years that posts about sports are not among my readers favorites. And I know that even am...
Thursday, September 11, 2008

Are we f***ing kidding me?

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This is an issue?!? Thank goodness we live in a country that isn't mired in war and economic crisis where we can devote time and energy...
Monday, September 08, 2008

I hit 400!

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While poking around in the stats the other day, I realized I recently put up the 400th post on this very blog. Huh. How about that? This i...
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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Teach your children well...because I don't want to

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I guess what I'm trying to say when I go on tirades like this is I just don't understand why all of you can't get together and ...
Saturday, September 06, 2008

i STILL h8 txt msgs

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Nothing's changed . I'm just particularly annoyed with a certain aspect of text messaging right this minute: the "auto complete...