Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Sing to ye faithful, boisterous and redundant

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Last year, I caught some negative feedback for being a sourpuss about certain aspects of the holiday season, so this year I made a consciou...
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Holiday movie preview

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They're not holiday movies, just movies coming out during the holidays. Here are four upcoming releases I'm actually looking forwar...
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Monday, December 01, 2008

World's recordest update

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Edna Parker of Shelbyville, Indiana, who at age 115 years and 220 days had been the World's Oldest Person, died last Wednesday. Maria d...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A trip to the grocery store

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The grocery store is a great place to see strange things. Usually I don't have a camera with me. Today I did. I love yogurt. It's l...
Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Won't you meet my neighbor?

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Someone has finally taken up residence in the mysterious downstairs apartment which had been empty and unlocked for a very long time. Legit...
Monday, November 24, 2008

Mmm, pork soda!

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Really? Whole pigs? Like, they still have all their hair, their limbs, their functional internal organs...their souls?!? Because if so, your...
Saturday, November 22, 2008

Shoosh Tampa!

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On the excessively long list of things I will never, ever understand is where some people here in Tampa get...and store...their winter clot...
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Friday, November 21, 2008

The sun has set in Philadelphia again

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Last night was the season finale of my favorite television show " It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia ", so now I'm sad. If ...
Thursday, November 20, 2008

Maybe I don't h8 text messaging after all

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Sometimes the best pranks are the ones that happen by accident... The 23-Year-Old , a recurring character on this blog, is a real person. S...
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Sudden Valley

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I saw a comment posted to a blog post (not mine) yesterday about Tampa Bay Lightning owner Oren Koules that still makes me laugh a day late...
Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Come and get it!

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I was sitting on my couch last night, doing a Sudoku (which I can do better than I can pronounce) sort of half-watching the previous night...

Nets gain

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It's not often I have anything good...or at all, for that matter...to say about the New Jersey Nets (insert your own New Jersey joke he...
Monday, November 17, 2008

Who ordered this?

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This all started some time in the early to mid '80s, when macaroni got all uppity and noodles insisted on being called pasta . Overnigh...
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Sunday, November 16, 2008

See ya in the funny papers!

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Look! Stephan Pastis wrote a comic strip about me! Yeah, it might not mention me by name, but you know I am that pig. (And yeah, I realize...
Friday, November 14, 2008

Melrose displaced

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There seems to be some sort of cosmic law that requires that at all times, one of Tampa Bay's three major league teams must be the most...

A short conversation about moral dilemmas

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"What if Dierdre and I were dangling over the edge of a cliff and you were hanging on to her with one hand and me with the other, but y...
Thursday, November 13, 2008

My favorite typo

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Anybody who spends significant time at a keyboard (and seriously, who doesn't these days?) makes typos. Sometimes it's sloppiness, ...

James Bond returns tomorrow!

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The new James Bond film "Quantum of Solace" opens nationwide tomorrow. It's already being criticized for having an awkward and...
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Congratulations, Joe!

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After Rays manager Joe Maddon took the previous season's worst team in baseball, a team with the second lowest payroll in the major lea...

USF Athletics: Marketing genius at work!

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Ask about ticket packages for the upcoming Big East men's Hokey Pokey season! (Click here to see the photo in it's actual context W...
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