Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, July 31, 2009

The Ultimate Argument

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Extremely strong evidence presented in the case for proof of existence of a benevolent supreme being who loves us and wants us to be happy ...
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Thursday, July 30, 2009

A short conversation about the Apollo 11 moon landing

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"Uh, Houston, we have a...Well, I guess you'd call it a situation. Over." "Go ahead, Eagle. Over." "Uh, yeah, i...

Gauntlet O' Grease

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I try to do the right thing. Honestly, I do. In all instances, I make a sincere, concerted effort to be responsible. That includes eating. H...
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So yeah, the blog is back

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"Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies....
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The blog is back in business

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Further details and some background will be posted here later in the form of an angry screed.
Monday, July 27, 2009

This blog is...

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...until further notice, pending The Powers That Be at my current place of primary employment figuring out a way to deal with a thief within...
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Go ahead and try this at home. Just do it right.

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Anybody who interacts with me via Facebook and/or Twitter knows that I often update my status by pointing out things that are comparativel...
Friday, July 24, 2009

Twitter Court

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All right, Twitter Court is in session. Please take your seats and be quiet. As you are all aware, Twitter has become an incredibly popula...
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Who knew? They did.

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We're so stupid. All this time we've wasted launching apes and monkeys into space , teaching them how to do sign language , locking...
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Stove top stuff

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I was cooking yesterday (nothing exciting, just a couple of eggs) and I started wondering why I have so many burners on my stove. It seems l...
Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Superschadenfreudelistic!

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Happiness comes in many forms... There's watching puppies play happy. There's having the owner pick up your tab happy. There's f...
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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Mixed message much?

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While doing a search on Google for "night shift" for my previous post, the steamy image you see here popped up. Of course I clicke...

Working the night shift

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If you follow my status updates on Twitter and Facebook (and if not, why not?), you know I have been whining recently about having to work...
Friday, July 17, 2009

New blog for you

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Please check out the adventures of Tampa Do-Gooder Dawn Elliott (I'm Tampa's Dark Knight but that's not the same thing). She...
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Mold-A-Rama Mania!

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Last Sunday, Sean Daly of the St. Petersburg Times wrote an awesome feature article on Mold-A-Rama machines . Click the link to read it and ...
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Oh good!

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Well, the space shuttle finally took off . A lot of my friends, and mostly everybody who lives here in Florida are very excited. I think it...
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

If the spirit moves you...

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Bathroom graffiti is the original Twitter and is as popular today as it was the first time somebody scrawled "what are you looking up h...

I'm not sure why Marcy needs to apologize

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Regardless of how you feel about the politics, think about the word used... ...and try to explain to me how she could have used the expressi...
Monday, July 13, 2009

Turn Back The Clock...a little

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Saturday night at the Rays game was a special "Turn Back The Clock" promotion, celebrating the 1990s. If you think it might not be...
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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Somebody help me with this

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Now, I have never, ever claimed to be a math genius, but...
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