Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Local festivals in a slump?

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By almost all accounts, Guavaween, Tampa Bay's Halloweenual celebration of costumed revelry, stunk out loud this year. A projected crowd...
Monday, November 02, 2009

Pictures tellin' stories

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One of the people I follow on Twitter is a guy named Andy Gray , who is in charge of Sports Illustrated's online photo archive. He likes...
Sunday, November 01, 2009

Hey, what's that pie chart thing in the margin over there?

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Oh that? That's just a simple and highly un-scientific way to illustrate which of Tampa Bay's major league sports franchises is most...
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An important reminder about this "extra" hour you've been given

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"I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind... At the back of the Day...
Friday, October 30, 2009

Passive aggressive? Maybe. Awesome? YES!!!

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In the movies, the characters portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger used to get their messages across with swords, machine guns and bare hands....

Look! The pretty blonde lady is back!

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From the Associated Press: Judge says Lafave allowed contact with children TAMPA, Fla. — A judge says former teacher and sex offender Debra ...
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Parents, coach thyselves

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The stereotypes of bad youth sports coaches and psychotic youth sports parents have been a prevalent part of pop culture at least since the ...
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I got your back, Sam

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Oh, how I despise the Yankees and everything they stand for.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Cable's revenge

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I've been enjoying watching tv shows on the computer. You get the whole episode with about three commercial breaks, during which they sh...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Once again, those awful professional athletes our leading our young people astray

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An update (sorta) on this from last week... From the Associated Press : "An Idaho junior hockey team was banished temporarily from a ...
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Kitty no likey

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I am a cat owner. As a result of buying cat food and signing up online for coupons and whatnot, I occasionally receive emails from a cat sa...
Friday, October 23, 2009

"1st Annual Sustainability..." wrap-up

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A week ago tonight was the "1st Annual Black & White Sustainability Mixer & Recognition Ceremony", a performance art piece...
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Whoops!

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A Northwest Airlines flight from San Diego, California to Minneapolis, Minnesota overshot it's destination by about 150 miles because t...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Subscribers wanted!

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Please check out the videos on my favorite funky rock star's/rocky funk star's very own YouTube channel and then become a subscriber...

It's the goofy stuff like this that makes me a sports fan

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The Tampa Bay Lightning were goofing around at practice the other day, playing a game called "Naked Shootout", a little deviation ...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Anonymity, schanonymity

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In my opinion, the worst thing about reading newspaper stories on line is the reader commentary that follows. Not because I am against read...
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Why not?

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There is a lot of talk about the possibility that the San Diego Padres are seriously considering the prospect of naming Kim Ng their general...
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Monday, October 19, 2009

Let's talk about the Balloon Boy phenomenon...

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I'm two weeks into life without television and I didn't think that much was different, although I was a little concerned about a di...
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Friday, October 16, 2009

Howling and screaming at Busch Gardens

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I won a chance to attend the "Bleedup" (like a Tweetup, only it's bloody because it's Halloween and blood is scary) at Bus...
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