Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Dirty tricks!

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Well, well, well. Looks like someone has decided to play dirty, using their blog to solicit vote s for Creative Loafing's Best Of The Ba...
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Thursday, July 29, 2010

What one wants should not be confused with what one deserves

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Who among us hasn't felt entitled to something we haven't gotten? Recognition for a job well done. A hug when we're feeling low....
Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Campaign update: It's over!

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Remember yesterday when I issued a call to action, for you to vote for me in two categories ( Best Local Blogger and Best Local Personalit...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Let the campaign (re-)commence!

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Remember this from last year? Remember how obnoxious I was about soliciting votes to win an award? Remember how devastated I was when you ...
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Monday, July 26, 2010

A short conversation during a bad date

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"All right, I guess we'd better get going or we'll miss the movie." "Yeah, listen, you're a great guy..." ...
Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Temporary outage

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Sorry, the blog is down for just a couple of days. Been dealing with some real life stuff, plus the AC in my apartment is out and I'm go...
Tuesday, July 20, 2010

A scientific breakthrough!

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By now, everyone has heard of The Snuggie (or The Slanket, which is supposed to be a contraction for "sleeved blanket" but sounds...
Monday, July 19, 2010

A short conversation about the difference between geeks and nerds

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"Hey, what's up, Nerd? What kind of Nerd-tastic activities are you into today?" "Okay, I know my fascination with gadgets...
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

My best advice to new writers

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Welcome to the "My Best Advice to New Authors" Blogfest. I was invited by my friend Carrie Bailey to contribute something so here...
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Several dirty words

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I don't swear like I used to. Back in the day, whenever that was, I was a champion though. Especially when I played sports. I used the w...
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Friday, July 09, 2010

I can't wait to watch this show!

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(WARNING: This clip is not safe to view at work. Also, the language and subject matter might make you uncomfortable...you'll be able to ...
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Wednesday, July 07, 2010

How (Grammar & Spelling) Nazis have fun

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If you've ever corrected a person's grammar or spelling, it's possible you've been labeled a "Grammar Nazi"or a ...
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010 Phone Phollies, Chapter 3: Something Goes Wrong

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I don't have a lot of nice things. I don't own a big screen tv , I don't wear designer clothes, my computer situation is less th...
Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Phone Phollies, Chapter 2: The Wai-aiting is the Hardest Part

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I placed my order on line with AT & T last Thursday and was told that delivery would be completed in two business days, which meant I wo...
Monday, July 05, 2010

Phone Phollies, Chapter 1: The Selection Process

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It seems like everybody I know has a "smartphone", in particular the top-of-the-line iPhone. I've been limping along with my...
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Saturday, July 03, 2010

Waking up from a nightmare

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When I heard that Dontae Morris was in custody last night, I went to the monument to fallen officers outside of police headquarters. Not to ...

Sleep tight, Tampa

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Dontae Morris is in jail . God bless Mayor Iorio, Chief Castor, all of Tampa's finest and cops everywhere. More here tomorrow; and I can...
Wednesday, June 30, 2010

No funny stuff...

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Not until Dontae Morris is off the streets. Sorry. It's not about a knee-jerk thirst for "hang 'em high" revenge, it's...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Not again

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Le ss than a year after officer Mike Roberts was shot and killed in the line of duty, we've lost two more Tampa Police officers. Jeffre...
Monday, June 28, 2010

A deep discussion

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This isn't one of my usual Short Conversations, because this one actually happened exactly as I'm presenting it here. I had the ...
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