Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Muffin update: woops!

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I've been a little baffled that small donations haven't been coming in. I understand as well as anybody and probaby better than some...
Sunday, March 13, 2011

Parks and wrecks

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Meh. I was always an Arnold Palmer fan The state of Florida dodged a very big, stupid bullet the other day when Sen. John Thrasher and st...

Muffin update: a plateau

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Nothing new to report, as in no activity. I figured weekends would be tough. Plus, we lost an hour last night, didn't we? Shit. Oh well....
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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Muffin update: endless #FFriday

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Today was a little slow. As in no activity during the day. Probably understandable, considering the events taking place in Japan (prayers to...
Friday, March 11, 2011

Muffin update: making progress

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Okay folks, here's where we stand after yesterday's cancer' fightin, muffin namin' after me action: $315.00 That's an i...
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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Muffin update: the onslaught begins

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Okay, after one day of a newly re-energized Campaign To Have A Muffin Named After Me At Tre Amici @ The Bunker  And Defeat Cancer In The Pr...
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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Did you think I'd forgotten?

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I bet you did, didn't you? You probably thought I got all distracted by the hoopla and hullabaloo surrounding the success of the Drag Q...
Monday, March 07, 2011

Rethinking the Sheen

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A couple of days ago, I threw something out here about Charlie Sheen  that was kind of dismissive because I didn't really care but felt ...
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Friday, March 04, 2011

Everybody STILL hates Applebee's!

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And all I wanted was this guy's bat The other night I was sitting around minding my own business when all of a sudden my Twitter feed...
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Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Much ado about Charlie

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A while back, I wondered aloud if the degree of sensitivity applied to the chronicling of the personal problems of celebrities might be infl...
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Monday, February 28, 2011

I'm a bus person now

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My car is currently on the disabled list with a problem that could be as minor as spark plugs ($) or as major as a fuel pump ($$$). And sinc...
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Friday, February 25, 2011

Oprah's out to get me and I don't like it

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This is not news, but Oprah Winfrey has launched a campaign against texting-while-driving . And this is certainly not good news for me. Bec...
Wednesday, February 23, 2011

My Son, The "Lawyer"

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The Florida Bar Exam is taking place in Tampa this week and people from all over the country are in town to take it. Many of them are taking...
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