Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Interview: Jeremy Gloff

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If you like your music to serve up joy and pain, love and anger in the form of broadly generic and easily digestible songs to which we can a...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Doctors probably get bored too

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"Science is whatever we want it to be" The other day, a friend was experiencing some upper respiratory discomfort and went t...
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Monday, April 25, 2011

I get a _ick out of you

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The ancient art of kickboxing (also known as the ancient art of kicking) has been adapted as a form of personal exercise regimen. I knew tha...
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Friday, April 22, 2011

Who REALLY loves me?

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I received an email the other day with this title on it: "We Love clarkjbrooks.blogspot.com!" Love? Me (well, my blog; same thing...
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Lackluster Video

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Looks like Blockbuster is going el foldo. Pictured here is the store closest to where I live and it's already gutted.  People younger t...
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Monday, April 18, 2011

Clothes make the man

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Time to find a new thang From the Charlotte Observer (Charlotte, NC) - "A robbery suspect is in jail after a T-shirt with his phot...
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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Relay wrap-up, 2011

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Another year, another Temple Terrace Relay For Life is in the books. Aside from the already-well-chronicled details of my own campaign (aka ...
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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Muffinquest: We did it!

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They're real and they're amazing. Rather, YOU did it. Some time shortly before 7:00 PM last night, with people already present a...
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Muffin update: party at The Bunker, tonight!

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Muffinquest: The Big Finish Wednesday, April 13 · 7:00pm Tre Amici @ The Bunker 1907 N. 19th Street Tampa, FL Bring your family. Bring y...
Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Muffin update: My big ask

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GIMME! When it comes to fundraising, you can be as (so-called) cute and (so-called) clever as you want, but when the rubber meets the roa...
Monday, April 11, 2011

Muffin update: stop the press!

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"What's that, chief? Muffins? Is this a joke? Say, what gives?"  The 2011 Relay  is less than a week away (it's thi...
Sunday, April 10, 2011

Muffin update: womb with a point of view

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Since this is Florida, where gasoline would cost $1.50 a gallon if we could somehow transform the stupid things that happen on a regular and...
Saturday, April 09, 2011

Muffin update: the war against the humorless continues

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Remember when I posted this a week ago ? It was also posted at Tres Amici @ The Bunker , which is ground zero for this whole Muffinquest c...
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Friday, April 08, 2011

Muffin update: shop at Bealls!

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 Make a donation of only $3 to the American Cancer Society at Bealls and save 15% today and tomorrow! And if for some weird reason yo...
Thursday, April 07, 2011

Muffin update: something cool one of our local teams is doing

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"I can't wait to look like Clark, Vinny!" "Get out of the way! Me first, Marty!" Here's something that Vinny...
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