Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, July 08, 2011

One small step for man, (at least) one long-ass road trip for this blog

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In the five years I've been writing this blog, I've gone a lot of places and done a lot of stuff (I'm interesting!). But one are...
Thursday, July 07, 2011

A verdict on The Verdict

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I made some comments on Twitter yesterday about the Casey Anthony trial and I'd like to take a minute to elaborate. To which you say: ...
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

A short conversation about personnel decisions

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They also serve who only explode and die.   "Sir, did you complete the assignments for today's mission?" "Almost....
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Monday, July 04, 2011

Happy Birthday, America!

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I think everybody needs to really live it up today, the 4th of July, to commemorate America's Independence Day. Let's all enjoy and ...
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Sunday, July 03, 2011

Lawn maintenance where I live

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The apartment complex I live in is pretty big, covering a lot of ground with ponds here and there and a whole bunch of trees. I know it take...
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Friday, July 01, 2011

Niche marketing

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This is a store on Main Street here in Tampa: I guess it makes sense. The clothing strippers wear (before and after the parts where they ar...
Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dexter lives!

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Dexter the kitten who was rescued after being tortured and left for dead in a Hernando County park on June 10th (if you don't know the s...
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Dr. Science answers your science questions!

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Way out in the ocean (one of the really big ones) beyond where the radar planes fly, lies Science Island. This tropical sanctuary to the wor...
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Friday, June 24, 2011

On tolerance

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"Intolerance is just plain old dumb." -- Jeremy Gloff (An innocuous comment I got from somebody I like and respect a great deal ...
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Nature: Sometimes it makes me laugh

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I have never, ever in my life smoked pot. I know some people might not believe that. That's okay, believe what you like (although, if yo...
Monday, June 20, 2011

A commentary on a condiment...plus a recipe!

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In the past couple of decades, certain indulgences that had fallen out of favor have come roaring back with a vengeance, fueled by a wave of...
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

The blog is officially five years old and I am drunk! Hapavah Anniflavavah!

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On June 18th, 2006, I sat down and typed this sentence: "Hi there."  "Holy shit, this guy is the next David Sedaris!...
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Friday, June 17, 2011

Holy Happy Anniversary!

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When I dentify myself as an ordained minister, some people think I'm making a joke. That's understandable, as the fact that I've...
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Cup check! (not Stanley's)

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The elemental reason that people love sports is the unscripted drama. You simply never know what's going to happen. And nothing dials up...
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Slappy Anniversary!

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Some people have asked where the Short Conversations come from. Some are enhanced versions of actual conversations I've been involved in...
Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Happy Ageless Anniversary!

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A recurring character on this blog is The 23-Year-Old. Many people have questioned whether or not she is a real person. I can assure you sh...
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