Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Best of the Bay update: An endorsement from Peter Schorsch!

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We're heading toward the finish line in this year's Crative Loafing Best of the Bay competition and yesterday, yours truly receiv...
Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dirty update: Jen "Dirty Jenny" Leigh's album 'American Bulldog' is available today!

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As promised here's the updated info on when and where Jen Leigh's first album "American Bulldog" would be available for s...
Monday, August 29, 2011

So sorry if Hurricane Irene disappointed you

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Some people believe that all the worrying about Hurricane Irene was nothing but a bunch of overblown, paranoic hype . So after decades of f...
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Fantasy fail

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My fantasy football league blew up yesterday (is it imploded or exploded?)with the resignation of the league commissioner over the resultant...
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Friday, August 26, 2011

Good hair

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"Mm-hmm. Be careful where you go with this one, Brooks." I don't think it's racist to make the observation that Afr...
Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Here's something you don't see every day

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File this under "Interesting, and yet I really don't want to know". This is the inside of a restroom at a gas station here in ...
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Monday, August 22, 2011

A new cause to fight for!

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Everybody loves it so much when I use this blog as a call to action, right? Mostly because it's a call from me to act on behalf of me. A...
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Friday, August 19, 2011

The history behind the name

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The other day, I whined about my name for probably the 4,000th time. Well, my mom reads this blog and she called me up the other day to ass...
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Talkin' loud and sayin' nothing: a pet peeve

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If I have any kind of agenda that I'm trying to push with this blog, any attempt to try to influence the thinking of others, it's to...
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Monday, August 15, 2011

And so it begins

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Kevin Beckner is one of two Democrats currently serving on the board of commissioners for Hillsborough County. His seat will be up for elect...
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Friday, August 12, 2011

We have a winner!

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Being named Clark isn't always easy. It's something I've grown to be perfectly comfortable with but there have been struggles an...
Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Why my friend Jessie won't share photos with me

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My dear, dear friend Jessie is truly one of the finest all-around people I have ever met in my life, and I'm being 100% sincere when I s...
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Monday, August 08, 2011

Dr. Science debunks the solar system

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There are a lot of people who call themselves scientists who would like you to think that they have some idea of what they're talking ab...
Friday, August 05, 2011

Racism: Justified!

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A while back, I attended a wedding. Both families happened to be of Polish descent. The ceremony was lovely, as all wedding ceremonies are. ...
Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Me and the good ol' days of minor league baseball in Tampa

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If you're not already as sick of me as I am, here's an interview I did with Mike Lortz of BusLeaguesBaseball.com , a web site dedica...
Monday, August 01, 2011

It's that time again, and if you can't beat 'em...

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Once again, Creative Loafing Tampa Bay is opening the polls for Best of the Bay. Once again, I really, really, really want to win an award o...
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Friday, July 29, 2011

Stupid fingers

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"Why don't you go ahead and give this a sniff, pal?" Fingers. They can help us do so, so many things. Play musical instr...
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