Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Guest Author: Ellen Mueller

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"I don't know anything about art, but I know what I like" - Gelett Burgess Me too, Gelett. And I like art that is playful, s...
Friday, November 04, 2011

A close call

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Judge Holder: Not even slightly amused. I'm breathing easier right now than I was this morning.  A few weeks ago I received a very of...
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Guest Author: John Fontana

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John "Johnny Fonts" Fontana is one of the managing editors at Raw Charge.com , and is, in effect, my boss. Even if he weren't,...
Thursday, November 03, 2011

Guest Author: Julia Gorzka Freeman

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Today's submission is an invitation to what sounds like a pretty cool event, forwarded to us from someone who's tapped into all the ...
Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Tune in TONIGHT!

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Back on September 23rd, I said I was going to quit gratuitously plugging my endeavors . I'm going to take a brief break from that policy...

Guest Author: Ronny Elliott

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Tampa's own Ronny Elliott has mixed it up with some true legends of rock 'n roll: Van Morrison, the Dave Clark Five, Chuck Berry, Di...
Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Welcome to guest author month!

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Last year I took the month of November off to participate in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo). Rather than just leave this site sitt...
Monday, October 31, 2011

This IS my costume

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I'm a big guy. There's no way around that. That's just the way it is. I generally don't complain but sometimes it makes thin...
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Friday, October 28, 2011

I feel pretty

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This is a photo I took of my reflection in what's left of a mirror inside of a portable toilet. What I thought was notable about this, ...
Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Anon and on

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The undergorund collective of "hacktivists" known as Anonymous has set their sites on those who distribute and peruse child pornog...
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Everybody hates The Piano Man

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9:00 PM On a Saturday. "Hey, is Bill playing tonight?" "Yeah, he is. He's great, isn't he? "He sure is. He ...
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Friday, October 21, 2011

Surreally?

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This is a picture I took where I work, at the St. Pete Times Forum. Last night, on this surface, a professional ice hockey game was played...
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

What are we looking at here?

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This is Marine Corps Sgt. Shamar Thomas, verbally confronting New York City police officers and questioning their purpose and sense of honor...
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Monday, October 17, 2011

A short conversation about kidding around with your buddy

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"Hey, you know how we're always joking around, insulting each other, calling each other names?" "Ha ha! Yeah, you fag....
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Friday, October 14, 2011

This is glue. Strong stuff.

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In case you've been reading this for a while and haven't figured it out yet, I am what is commonly referred to as "a stupid per...
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A Budget-Conscious Tourist's Tale

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The movie "A Dolphin's Tale" has been in theatres now for three weeks, last week grossing over $9 million  in ticket sales, pr...
Monday, October 10, 2011

Why this generation of Americans sucks

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The other day, I was at the local K-Mart. On the way out, I glanced at the coin-op vending machines near the exit doors and saw this... Tab...
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Friday, October 07, 2011

You can't make this stuff up...well, you CAN, but you shouldn't

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The other night on the way home, I stopped at a 7-Eleven to get some gas. I also needed to put fuel in my car but the main reason I went the...
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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

As might be seen on TV

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The other day, I heard through an indirect source that a friend of mine had appeared in a local television commercial. Of course, I got very...
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Monday, October 03, 2011

Get back or get a head

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If you watched ABC's 'Good Morning America' last week you might have learned about the latest hot trend in plastic surgery , wha...
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