Monday, January 30, 2012

Hateny

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Jeff walks into a room where Michael is sitting. MICHAEL: Whoa, look at you! Why are you all dressed up? JEFF: I have a date tonight. ...
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Friday, January 27, 2012

Dealing with difficult questions for fun and profit

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Nobody ever said your existential crisis couldn't be entertaining to others.  
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Dicks can't drive

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It's no secret that Florida has some people that don't drive very well . But even if you're not good at something, you can still...
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Monday, January 23, 2012

Almost human

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"Squeeeeee!" I've come to the conclusion that the people in McDonald's commercials are too strange to be...people. Th...
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Friday, January 20, 2012

Mascot misadventures!

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(Attention, all not-interested-in-sports readers: This is amusing. Trust me.) Long-time, attention-paying visitors to this site may rec...
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Christmas Is Over, If You Want It (and even if you don't)

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"Fresh" donuts, purchased January 15, 2012 Dear merchant, You know, there comes a time, usually less than a week after the la...
Monday, January 16, 2012

Much ado about Tebow

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When it comes to Tim Tebow, you either love him or you hate him. Unless you're like me and largely ambivalent about the whole situatio...
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Friday, January 13, 2012

Take that, criminals!

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(Judge Gregory) Holder asked how many of the jurors would volunteer to serve on juries again. They all raised their hands. "I gua...
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Justice is now being served

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This blog is on temporary hiatus as I have spent the last two very long days performing my civic duty by participating in the great Americ...
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Monday, January 09, 2012

Cutting edge, topical political humor!

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When he's in Tampa, this is where Dan Quayle eats.
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Friday, January 06, 2012

That's no es nice

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Hey Spanish-speaking people; I sincerely respect and appreciate your culture and heritage and personally, I find your native language bea...
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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

The mark of true professionalism!

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This is the latest handbill to find itself stuck on my front door: Gee, I don't know; my taxes aren't very complicated at all. I ...
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Monday, January 02, 2012

2011, The most extremiest year of extremes yet!

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Some things about this past year were really great while other things really sucked. That makes 2011 truly unique, just like every other...
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Friday, December 30, 2011

What's in the box???

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Tomatoes are fruits. Pluto's not a planet. The ending of "Lost". Come on, Charlie Brown. Life is complicated enough as it i...
Wednesday, December 28, 2011

One stop shop

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There is a neighborhood here in Tampa, just north and east of Ybor City, that seems to consist entirely of barber and beauty shops, church...
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Monday, December 26, 2011

Sometimes, noble experiments pay off

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Louis CK is one of my favorite comedians. Right now, he's more popular than ever, with a successful sitcom on FX ("Louie) and hav...
Friday, December 23, 2011

The Christmas Velcro Shoes

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Very rarely do I grant requests from readers, mostly because very rarely do I receive any. But for the sake of making this bit work, I'v...
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Holiday week continues...in spite of me

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So apparently, I'm on a mission to ruin Christmas for everyone. Since Sunday, I've no-showed at two of the three holdiay gatherings ...
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Monday, December 19, 2011

Happy holiday week!

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Are you insane yet? If so, I hope you're having fun. Because we're in the home stretch of the holidays and when it's over, guess...
Friday, December 16, 2011

Sign O' The Times

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This is what my apartment complex looked like Wednesday morning: What happened? Zombie apocolypse? Smallpox outbreak? Holiday vacation...