Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Once in a Blue Moon

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Friends here in Florida will occasionally hear me mention a craving for Blue Moon ice cream. "What is that? A new brand?", they ...
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Friday, April 27, 2012

National "'Like' us on Facebook" Day!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012 If you've ever uttered the phrase "Have a nice day" to someone, chances are you didn't mean it....
Wednesday, April 25, 2012

What's in YOUR wallet?

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I'm a big fan of the personal organizer. They're binders with calendars, phone directories and other stuff you can use to keep your...
Monday, April 23, 2012

More sexism in advertising (local edition)

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You don't have to be a big, internationally known company like Belvedere Vodka to exploit women and sell your products. This billboard...
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Friday, April 20, 2012

Fish Will Walk!

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We as a society should take a second at some point to pat ourselves on the back for all the advances we've made in being sensitive a...
Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sexyism

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We've covered odd , inappropriate advertising here before. Apparently, it's a trend that isn't going away any time soon, as evi...
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Monday, April 16, 2012

Admitting the problem is the first step to recovery

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The other day, I saw a sign that made me wonder if I might have a problem... You know, I'd never thought about it before but could ...
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Friday, April 13, 2012

How many people have asked for your autograph today?

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What would life be like if everybody walked around feeling good about themselves all the time? Fine for them maybe, but what about you? Seri...
Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Porn and philosophy

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"That's good, but do you have anything with Kierkegaard and Nietzsche...you know...together?"
Monday, April 09, 2012

Another beloved child star's tragic tale

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We all probably should have seen this coming... http://pascosheriff.com/webapps/IMS100R.pgm?TASK=disp&rrn=000173674&rnd=84272...
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Friday, April 06, 2012

Dream ride!

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Now that I have yet another fantastic job , I need to start classing up my act. A big part of class is the kind of automobile you drive. The...
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Dream job!

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Since September, I have been very satisfied with my employment situation. I have a full-time job with the Tampa Bay Lightning , a part-tim...
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Monday, April 02, 2012

Made for each other

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I would never, ever hope for anybody's marriage to fail (what am I, a monster?), but I have never wanted one to succeed like the one...
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Friday, March 30, 2012

Don't read this if you don't want me to hit you up for a favor. Thanks.

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At the risk of annoying everyone who's already read this (and thank you very much, by the way), I'm devoting this space today to a...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Support local artists...for your sake, not theirs

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Don't you think you deserve better? Regular readers know that sometimes I get a little evangelical when it comes to trying to drum ...
Monday, March 26, 2012

Those darn drag queens

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 "Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits....
Friday, March 23, 2012

I'm so smoov

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Today, I'm going to tell you a story about myself and how  smoov I am. I'm sorry. I realize how arrogant this sounds but I can'...
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Below the basics

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I honestly can't remember the last time I turned on my tv. I know how that makes me sound like one of those dinks who looks down on tv...
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