Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween, 2012

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Well, it's Halloween again and that means it's time once again to recycle my annual joke. I've only ever written one standard...
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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Coming soon: This blog, rendered in paper!

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I haven't been keeping this a secret per se, but somebody pointed out recently that I haven't made an actual formal announcement...
Monday, October 29, 2012

Last minute Halloween costume ideas for men

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Hey fellas, it's only two days until Halloween and you might be stressed out over what to wear as a costume. As is usually the case, w...
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Friday, October 26, 2012

Perspectivillified: the plight of the middle-aged white guy in a position of power

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 "See, I prefer to look at the rape as half-full, rather than half-empty."  On Tuesday, Indiana Senate candidate Richard ...
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Post debate wrap-up

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Hey, are you someone who is interested in politics that couldn't be bothered to watch any of the three televised debates between Obama...
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Monday, October 22, 2012

Autumnal festiveness!

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It's that time of year again. Aw, don't moan and groan and be like that. Seasons change and there's nothing you can do about it....
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Friday, October 19, 2012

Thank you, Ms. Meeks

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For whatever reason, I don't have a lot of "Mr. Holland's Opus"-style fuzzy memories of teachers from when I was a kid. ...
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Keep your bloggers close, keep your enemies closer

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The dangerously gifted Keri Ramos published a touching piece yesterday about nurturing and growth. She teased it on Facebook with this co...
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Monday, October 15, 2012

Learning lessons I already know

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In spite of what I said a while back , I wound up in a strip club last the other night. And once again, I learned I'm not good at stri...
Friday, October 12, 2012

Celebrities! They're just like me!

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 "Impudent child! How dare you make eye contact with The Tyra?"  The other day, I found myself thumbing through an iss...
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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Fear and self-loathing in the ladies room

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Gentlemen, we have had finer moments. In ongoing efforts to keep women under control by leveling their self-esteem at each and every opport...
Monday, October 08, 2012

You lucky, lucky lady!

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Hi there! Remember me? You might not. Because when I was trying to talk to you, you acted like you couldn't hear me or you were ...
Saturday, October 06, 2012

Tig Notaro's already legendary performance available via Louis CK's web site

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(DISCLAIMER: I'm such a devoted fanboy of Louis CK that when he sends out an email announcing he has something to sell, I'm probab...
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Friday, October 05, 2012

Steps taken by a recovering cynic

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I recognize, for better or for worse (worse, probably), that I'm too cynical. I also recognize that cynicism isn't a terribly attrac...