Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Today's guest author: Marissa Rapier

Today, we're hearing from Marissa Rapier, known fondly around here as The Pride Of Kankakee. You can find her Marissisms at her site, ...

Friday, November 16, 2012

Today's guest author: Michael Noble

Today, we'll be hearing from Michael Noble, another guy with a lot of irons in the fire: Rupe's Value Added Services F (STOP) ...

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Never mind the bollocks, here come The Unbelievables!

Hi there! Is everyone enjoying this year's Guest Author selections? I hope so; I sure am. Anyway, there's something new I want to...

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Today's guest author: Cheryl Williams

I love everybody who is contributing this month, but I am REALLY excited to introduce today's Blog Sitter: Cheryl Williams is an excep...

Monday, November 12, 2012

Today's guest author: Jeff Hickmott

Today we're hearing from our old friend in the UK, the civic-minded and hilarious Jeff Hickmott. Jeff almost has too many web sites an...

Friday, November 09, 2012

Today's guest author: Ronny Elliott

Ronny Elliott blogs as much as he plays music these days, and he's constantly playing music. Somehow he found time to volunteer for ...

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Today's guest author: Ellen Mueller

Our second contribution of the month is from my friend and favorite artist, Ellen Mueller . "It's shameless self-promotion for a ...

Monday, November 05, 2012

Today's guest author: Clare Austin

This is not a picture of Clare Today's selection is timely, in that tomorrow is election day (get out there and VOTE... unless you...

Friday, November 02, 2012

It's Blog Sitter Month!

Once again, it's November and once again, for the third year in a row, I'm going to take the month off. This has proven to be pret...

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween, 2012

Well, it's Halloween again and that means it's time once again to recycle my annual joke. I've only ever written one standard...

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Coming soon: This blog, rendered in paper!

I haven't been keeping this a secret per se, but somebody pointed out recently that I haven't made an actual formal announcement...

Monday, October 29, 2012

Last minute Halloween costume ideas for men

Hey fellas, it's only two days until Halloween and you might be stressed out over what to wear as a costume. As is usually the case, w...

Friday, October 26, 2012

Perspectivillified: the plight of the middle-aged white guy in a position of power

"See, I prefer to look at the rape as half-full, rather than half-empty." On Tuesday, Indiana Senate candidate Richard ...

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Post debate wrap-up

Hey, are you someone who is interested in politics that couldn't be bothered to watch any of the three televised debates between Obama...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Autumnal festiveness!

It's that time of year again. Aw, don't moan and groan and be like that. Seasons change and there's nothing you can do about it....

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