Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Officially "off the grid". For now.

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Okay, here it is. This journey or whatever it is I've been on lately (there is some travel involved, so why not call it a journey?) is n...
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

This happened yesterday

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I'm moving out of my apartment on Sunday. I don't exactly know when I'm moving into my new home. As a result, there's goin...
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Monday, August 26, 2013

Take me home

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I need a home. I'm not homeless in the classic sense. There's a place with a roof and walls where I can sleep and store my stuff. I...
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Friday, August 23, 2013

Back to school

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No, not me. In my case, it's probably safe to assume I've learned everything I ever will at this point. I'm not saying I know...
Wednesday, August 21, 2013

My friend Rob and the "Oklahoma!" story

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I know a lot of very funny people but nobody on earth makes me laugh like my friend Rob Gander.  He and I are similarly wired in a lot of...
Monday, August 19, 2013

Here's something

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She loves me. Hi. How are you? Are you guys okay? I'm worried about you in my semi-absence. Are you getting enough sleep at night? H...
Sunday, August 11, 2013

Forecast: Continued inconsistency

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Sorry the posting has been so sporadic but I did kind of warn you . Unfortunately, that's going to still be the case for a little whi...
Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Nobody I know doesn't speak English!

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You know, it's really not such a small world after all. I came to this conclusion recently when I realized that every person I know sp...
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Smoothie operator

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Someday soon, I'm going to get myself a smoothie maker (I told somebody I was going to get a blender and make smoothies and was told e...
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Hit the switch

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There are people who believe that folks choose their sexual orientation , that it's no different than picking between ice cream flavor...
Monday, July 29, 2013

These dollars make no sense to me

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I've worked in sports off and on for almost 30 years but I have absolutely no idea how sports finance works. That should come as no su...
Friday, July 26, 2013

Lesson learned: Never underestimate our love of sharks

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Last week, the pop culture universe was utterly consumed by the "Sharknado" phenomenon . I have to admit, I wasn't on board...
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Pledge and get perked!

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As the entertainment industry continues to undergo evolutionary changes, I've become a huge fan of these new pledge-based funding plat...
Sunday, July 21, 2013

Irony is not always delicious

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Hi. I'm still away doing whatever it is I'm doing (there's slight, barely measurable progress on that front) but I wanred to ch...
Thursday, July 18, 2013

Time in, some clarification, then time out again

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That last update came out kind of cryptic. Don't you hate it when people do that? Me too. It's such a pathetic, transparent, passi...
Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Time out

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Sorry, guys. I have to go offline for a while and take care of something. Probably about two weeks. No new stuff til then but I'll be ba...

Kids gotta learn!

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Ha ha ha! Okay, okay. Settle down, kids. I can tell by your reactions in this video that some of you are confused that anyone could have a ...
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Monday, July 15, 2013

Some ground rules before we, well, you, fight

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I know a lot of you are pretty raw about the outcome of the Zimmerman trial, with a verdict of Not Guilty handed down late Saturday night,...

Join me at the diner

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I had the pleasure and privilege of appearing on the ArtSee's Diner Radio show last week. Check it out! http://www.blogtalkradio.com...
Friday, July 12, 2013

Tanks, PETA

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Our local baseball team, the Tampa Bay Rays, is in trouble with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) because Detroit Tigers ...
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