Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Saving my old home town, one building at a time

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My old home town of Benton Harbor, Michigan has been doing hard times and a bad economy long before it became fashionable eveywhere else. It...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Halloween, 2013

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Once again, Halloween is here. That means it's time to celebrate an annual rite. No, I don't mean being allowed to crossdress i...
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Monday, October 28, 2013

Welcome to Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre

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Good evening and welcome to Very Short And Specific Celebrity Impression Theatre. Today, I will be portraying actor Sean Penn in our prese...
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Friday, October 25, 2013

You read the book, now drink from the cup!

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"Hey, is that a T-Rex?" Yeah, I said 'forest creatures', duh. Here's a new item for sale: The Ridiculously Incons...
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I've been shirking my Unbelieva-duties

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There are lots of pictures we're tagged in out there now, yet I keep returning to this one. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fi...
Monday, October 21, 2013

A ridiculously inconsistent guide to the World Series

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In case you're not a sports fan, you are probably not aware that something very important is about to happen: The World Series. This i...
Friday, October 18, 2013

Well, that oughtta show... us?

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I had this long, angry screed about the government shutdown accomplishing absolutely nothing and finally coming to an end before a global...
Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Post-dream follow up

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Sometimes I have really intense dreams. I don't mean nightmares, although I have those too. What I'm talking about are dreams that...
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Monday, October 14, 2013

Dearly beloved...

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The other day, a life-long dream of mine came true. Well, a dream I've had since April of 2010, the day I became an ordained minister ....
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Friday, October 11, 2013

When one door opens, someone may lose an eye

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This is a door inside the office where I work: It's a problem. There's another one on the other end of the office. They're b...
Wednesday, October 09, 2013

A trivial pursuit

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Believe it or not, I used to be a competitive athlete, with a much stronger emphasis on the competitive part than the athlete part. Not th...
Monday, October 07, 2013

Moving right along

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Part of moving is getting rid of some of your old stuff, which gives you an excuse or reason to get new stuff. Whether you view that as an ...
Friday, October 04, 2013

Cool people out there doing cool stuff

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As I make preparations to get up and running again, I'd like to dedicate this space today to some people who are already doing things th...
Wednesday, October 02, 2013

I'll shut up now

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After what seems like two solid months of angst over my housing situation, I finally closed on my new home late Monday. During that two mont...
Monday, September 30, 2013

A resolution of sorts

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An update on my housing situation: I'm moved into the new place, although the loan still...STILL...isn't closed. So my status has ...
Friday, September 27, 2013

Snack attack

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There are lots of ways to get your hands on food with the intent of getting that food into your mouth, especially here in America. None ar...
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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The simple case for good triumphing over evil

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I think I'm a pretty simple person and I've never claimed to have a clear understanding of all the factors that go into complex dile...
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Monday, September 23, 2013

This is perfect; perfectly awful

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I know sometimes.. okay, maybe a lot of times... it seems like I'm just boiling over with sheer, unbridled hatred, but that's honest...
Friday, September 20, 2013

Yet another snag

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Are you as sick of reading about this buying-a-house thing as I am of writing/thinking about it? Yeah, I doubt it. Sorry, but that simply ...
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

I hate this picture

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I hate this picture. It's a huge waste of time to hate an object. As dumb and pointless as it is to hate people, it's at least tw...
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