Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

I think I see what you kind of did there

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The other day, I was watching TV and at several points, a commercial for the Chase Sapphire Preferred card was aired. It's a credit ...
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Monday, July 28, 2014

ESPN is unwatchable and Stephen A. Smith is the worst

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As somebody who loves sports and works in the industry, I should absolutely love the wall-to-wall, 24 hour access to sports provided by ESPN...
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Friday, July 25, 2014

Paid forward

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Since getting my Magic Bullet four weeks ago, I haven't eaten solid breakfast food since. No eggs, bacon, sausage or hash browns. I lo...
Wednesday, July 23, 2014

No longer my heroes

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Like most American males, I grew up reading comic books. Specifically, comic books featuring superheroes. As such, the heroes featured in ...
Monday, July 21, 2014

"Clark is Famous" - A guest post by Carrie Bailey

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If you have a web site of any kind, it can be a blog or an online store or anything really, you know how exciting it is when you suddenly ...
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Friday, July 18, 2014

Sure, we're making progress...but what about the cake?!?

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On Wednesday, the Hillsborough County Commission voted unanimously for an amendment that would prohibit discrimination based on sexual o...
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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Bad date(s)

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I've had lots and lots of dates over the last few years. Some have been pretty good. Most have been awful, like my most recent one. I...
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Monday, July 14, 2014

And that was what time it was

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At this point, there aren't many musical artists that I'm dying to see live in concert that I haven't already seen. The list s...
Friday, July 11, 2014

Finally! A new podcast! Sittin' around talkin' with Lynne Austin

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Well, looky here! After a three-month hiatus (which is Latin for slacking off), here's a brand shiny new podcast for you ! Remember ...
Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Classic joke, classic customer service problem

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A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "ple...
Monday, July 07, 2014

Seeking some assistance for a friend

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Oh hi! (Imagine you just walked in on me and I'm sitting at a wooden desk and building a model ship or something. Also, I'm wearin...
Friday, July 04, 2014

Happy Independence Day 2014!

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Hey there! It's July 4th, which here in America is Independence Day. That's the day that we fought the Revolutionary War back whe...
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Wednesday, July 02, 2014

More concerns about nature and how it's out to get me

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On Monday, I wrote about the climbing vine that tried to steal my wind chime . That entry resulted in this comment bveing posted by one of m...
Monday, June 30, 2014

Mother Nature tried to steal my stuff!

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When I first moved into my house, I bought a wind chime at a local craft market to hang on my front porch. It's got a metal duck with ...
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Friday, June 27, 2014

Just another day down at the ol' plant

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"All right, boneless pork rectum inverters. Coffee break is over, let's get back to... hey, what the hell is going on here? You...
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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Smoothie madness!

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Recently (okay, almost a year ago), I mentioned plans to get myself a smoothie maker . At that time, I theorized that I would go nuts with...
Monday, June 23, 2014

The only thing worse than soccer fans is people who hate soccer

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I hate the people who hate these people I don't care for soccer. It's no big deal. I've made honest efforts to get into i...
Friday, June 20, 2014

Why do I blog?

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This being the week of my 8th anniversary of blogging, I've been all reflective and shit. Writers like to be reflective. It gives us a...
Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Eight friggin' years

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You know what happened in 2006? A Maryland judge struck down a state law banning same-sex marriage saying the measure violated a state ...
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Monday, June 16, 2014

I owe you

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We're two weeks into June and I haven't delivered a podcast since April. I know the title says "Ridiculously Inconsistent...
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