Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, November 03, 2014

Much ado about 2

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I've never smoked pot. Does the fact that I referred to it as 'pot' prove it? Because I don't even know what the official...
Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween, 2014

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Ah, tradition! There's nothing quite like the annual celebration of long-established rites and customs. Largely because it doesn'...
Wednesday, October 29, 2014

I love Craigslist

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I love Craigslist, the seedy, debauchery-soaked flea market of the internet. For every creepy, awkward, inappropriate, potentially horrify...
Monday, October 27, 2014

Subpar heroes

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Someone posted this picture on Facebook the other day... It's obviously a panel from some deservedly long-forgotten comic book, featu...
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Friday, October 24, 2014

Time to take a T.R.I.P. with Monica!

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Once again, it's been a while since we've presented The Ridiculously Inconsistent Podcast (or T.R.I.P.). But we're breaking ...
Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Convenience store of the damned

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The other night, I had the misfortune of stopping at the Gowers Corner Citgo station  at 18901 Hwy 52 in Land O' Lakes. I parked next...
Monday, October 20, 2014

Garage sale people are out of their minds

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My friend Ronny is moving soon and he decided to get rid of some stuff with a good ol' fashioned garage sale. I wanted to support my fr...
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Friday, October 17, 2014

Stranger in the night

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This happened to me last Friday night... It was 3:47AM (Okay, technically Saturday morning) and I was at home, sleeping, like a good boy...
Thursday, October 16, 2014

Well, apparently we (in Florida) are doomed.

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CRIST: "Are we really gonna debate about a fan, or are we gonna talk about education and the environment and the future of our state...
Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Let Subway help you whore it up, ladies

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Halloween is coming and Subway wants you ladies to not ruin things for everyone by not wearing the skimpiest, sluttiest costumes possible. S...
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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

"This Life should be awesome"

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Behold Alyssa Schoenberg... She's perky. She wears a Superman cape. She eats spinach by the fistful (literally). She's REALLY pe...
Monday, October 13, 2014

Then there's THIS waste of space

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Even though I've mellowed, even though I make a concerted effort not to judge others, even though I have worked very hard to control my ...
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Friday, October 10, 2014

Whose homecoming is it anyway?

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When I worked at the Sun Dome on the campus of the University of South Florida, one of our biggest challenges was trying to engage the stude...
Wednesday, October 08, 2014

I need help figuring out how to help those who need help

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Has this ever happened to you? You're in your car, on your way home from work. You stop at a light and see someone on the side of the...
Monday, October 06, 2014

Jerks are everywhere

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Here in Florida, we spend a lot of time complaining about tourists from New York. It's like the state industry is catering to tourists a...
Friday, October 03, 2014

It's almost time to start freaking out

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As bad as things are for us here in America lately, between another war, racism being alive and well, guns going off irresponsibly by the mi...
Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Kale fale?

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I now live in the super-trendy neighborhood of Seminole Heights here in Tampa and the other day I was in a super-trendy little farmer'...
Monday, September 29, 2014

Happy Autumn!

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In case you weren't sure, summer is officially over as of a whole week ago. Already, the evidence is everywhere. Less daylight. More pum...
Friday, September 26, 2014

Free plug Friday!

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Recently, my friend and colleague (via Raw Charge) Cassie McClellan made her Facebook page available to writers who wanted to plug their s...
Wednesday, September 24, 2014

There's no "i" in "winner"

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Every once in a great while, when all the odds are against you, when there's no logical reason to think there's a chance you'...
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