Friday, November 21, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part IV of VII)

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Let's talk t-shirts. We love to wear t-shirts. Like no other garment, they help us draw attention to ourselves through the expression o...
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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part III of VII)

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As I mentioned on Monday , I haven't taken a vacation in a while. I don't have a really good reason for it either. I don't have ...
Monday, November 17, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part II of VII)

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Most people who work in an office decorate their work area with a collection of things that make them happy. Most, not all. There are employ...
Friday, November 14, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part I of VII)

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You know which two people on this planet have a lot in common? Oprah Winfrey and me (nobody else). Oprah recently released her list of Fa...
Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Brooks family pride

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You know, I'm always proud and happy to be a member of the Brooks family. Who wouldn't be? I consider my dad to have been a pretty...
Monday, November 10, 2014

Confirmed: I'm doomed to be single

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Hey, remember the time when I wrote this ? You might. But you might not know that I actually signed up and joined OK Cupid. You know, strict...
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Friday, November 07, 2014

Oh shirt!

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As a writer and fan, few things bug me more than war metaphors applied to sports. Games are not battles. Athletes are not warriors. Simply b...
Wednesday, November 05, 2014

I voted... I think

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I'm generally not a fan of conspiracy theories. I mean, I certainly get the appeal. I'm sure it's lots of fun to hunt for a seri...
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Monday, November 03, 2014

Much ado about 2

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I've never smoked pot. Does the fact that I referred to it as 'pot' prove it? Because I don't even know what the official...
Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween, 2014

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Ah, tradition! There's nothing quite like the annual celebration of long-established rites and customs. Largely because it doesn'...
Wednesday, October 29, 2014

I love Craigslist

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I love Craigslist, the seedy, debauchery-soaked flea market of the internet. For every creepy, awkward, inappropriate, potentially horrify...
Monday, October 27, 2014

Subpar heroes

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Someone posted this picture on Facebook the other day... It's obviously a panel from some deservedly long-forgotten comic book, featu...
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Friday, October 24, 2014

Time to take a T.R.I.P. with Monica!

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Once again, it's been a while since we've presented The Ridiculously Inconsistent Podcast (or T.R.I.P.). But we're breaking ...
Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Convenience store of the damned

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The other night, I had the misfortune of stopping at the Gowers Corner Citgo station  at 18901 Hwy 52 in Land O' Lakes. I parked next...
Monday, October 20, 2014

Garage sale people are out of their minds

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My friend Ronny is moving soon and he decided to get rid of some stuff with a good ol' fashioned garage sale. I wanted to support my fr...
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Friday, October 17, 2014

Stranger in the night

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This happened to me last Friday night... It was 3:47AM (Okay, technically Saturday morning) and I was at home, sleeping, like a good boy...
Thursday, October 16, 2014

Well, apparently we (in Florida) are doomed.

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CRIST: "Are we really gonna debate about a fan, or are we gonna talk about education and the environment and the future of our state...
Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Let Subway help you whore it up, ladies

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Halloween is coming and Subway wants you ladies to not ruin things for everyone by not wearing the skimpiest, sluttiest costumes possible. S...
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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

"This Life should be awesome"

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Behold Alyssa Schoenberg... She's perky. She wears a Superman cape. She eats spinach by the fistful (literally). She's REALLY pe...
Monday, October 13, 2014

Then there's THIS waste of space

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Even though I've mellowed, even though I make a concerted effort not to judge others, even though I have worked very hard to control my ...
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