Wednesday, December 31, 2014

THIS JUST IN!

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"We are getting reports that something terrifying has happened at the mall . Here is video recorded live at the scene:" Video r...
Monday, December 22, 2014

Christmas Holiday Time Extravaganza!

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Oh no, did you think I forgot my annual Happy Holidays gift to you, that being the most beloved animated Christmas feature since that one...
Friday, December 19, 2014

A Santa Story! Kind of.

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(WARNING! This story is not  appropriate for little kids. You'll see why.) This is a true story that happened to me a long time ago,...
Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Space invaders

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The other day, I was enjoying a perfectly wonderful little breakfast at El Gallo De Oro, one of my favorite hole-in-the-wall (that's a c...
Monday, December 15, 2014

DON'T save the date

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In case you didn't know, Saturday was December 13, 2014, notable because it was a sequential date, and even more notable as it was the...
Friday, December 12, 2014

Kirk Cameron to the rescue!

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Oh boy, everybody! Either Kirk Cameron is saving Christmas or he has produced a movie titled "Saving Christmas". It's gra...
Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Eaten Alive, Schmeaten Schmalive

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I don't believe most of us walking around today would have been able to hack it as pioneers migrating to the west during the 1800s bec...
Monday, December 08, 2014

Having fun and doing good

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"When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to b...
Friday, December 05, 2014

Help me to help them in order to help you

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As we all know, black people can't do what Michael Brown was accused of doing in Ferguson, Missouri, because nobody should do what Mi...
Wednesday, December 03, 2014

Mischief. Mayhem. Rooftops.

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The first rule of Rooftop Fight Club is "You do not talk about Women's Rooftop Fight Club" . Well, actually it's ...
Tuesday, December 02, 2014

BONUS POST: Check out this blog

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It's not a cancer story, it's a love story . With some cancer.
Monday, December 01, 2014

Black Friday remorse

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This note, scrawled in blood in the margins of a sales circular, was found among the debris left behind after Black Friday at a local Wal...
Friday, November 28, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part VII of VII)

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Thanksgiving, the holiday where we express gratitude for all the things we have in our life is followed immediately by Black Friday, the hol...
Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part VI of VII)

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Shopping is one of those things that usually qualifies as a necessary evil for me. I hate the mall . The mall is everything that is wrong w...
Monday, November 24, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part V of VII)

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Beep beep! Cars! As a good American, I love 'em, just like people in Italy and Germany and lots of other places do. Here are my favor...