Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Happy Purple Rainiversary

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"I hope you don't mind outfield seats" "Purple Rain", the album, movie and concert tour came out 31 years ago. T...
Wednesday, July 29, 2015

The Continuing Story Of The Real Bungalow Bill

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"He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son" As my friend J.B. Ball says about the 'sport' of hu...
Monday, July 27, 2015

Once more, with or without feeling

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This is what happens... Senseless violent tragedy, innocent people murdered Expressions of deep sadness  Expressions of anger, punct...
Friday, July 24, 2015

Only 23 days til this happens!

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A FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR SOMETHING HAPPENING IN JUST OVER THREE WEEKS THAT I ORIGINALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO: Side Splitters 20...
Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Only 19 days til this happens!

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A FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR SOMETHING HAPPENING IN JUST UNDER THREE WEEKS THAT I ORIGINALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT OVER A MONTH AGO : Me, doing ...
Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Only 13 days til this happens!

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A FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR SOMETHING HAPPENING IN JUST UNDER TWO WEEKS THAT I ORIGINALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT NINE DAYS AGO  BUT IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERE...
Monday, July 20, 2015

Check out the new Spike On The Mic Show commercial!

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Hey, we shot a commercial for The Spike On The Mic Show the other day! Here it is (complete with bonus outtakes) So yeah, Mondays a...
Friday, July 17, 2015

Cancer did indeed pick the wrong diva

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Remember our friend Marissa Rapier , The Pride Of Kankakee? Well, yesterday she posted this on her Facebook page. "Lumpectomy;18 we...
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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

A dinner date with me is a bad idea on your part.

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Let this serve as a warning: DO NOT GO OUT FOR DINNER WITH ME. Why? Because I'm a bad dinner companion? Yes and no. Not because of ...
Monday, July 13, 2015

A place, a name

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A couple I know own a karaoke business. They've operated out of a number of different bars and restaurants in the area over the years....
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Friday, July 10, 2015

Yet still even more another comedy event to hawk again some more

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"Basically, I want to spend every Sunday in August with you." - me, Wednesday "What is this now? A couple of weeks ago, ...
Thursday, July 09, 2015

A brief break from plugging stuff to plug something

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"I don't care to win awards" - Prince, who has a shitload of awards "Yeah, me neither" - Me, who does not Tha...
Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Yet another comedy event to hawk

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Basically, I want to spend every Sunday in August with you. Because this is happening on August 2nd... Laugh all day long (from 2:30 pm ...
Monday, July 06, 2015

I'm not Scott

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During hockey season, I wear two different hats on game days. During the day, I do my job for the Tampa Bay Lightning as a customer servic...
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Friday, July 03, 2015

Why we can't have nice things: When rainbows attack!

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Here's the interesting thing about stupid people; we all agree that they exist and that there are a whole bunch of them wandering aro...
Wednesday, July 01, 2015

People who declare what's wrong with America are what's wrong with America

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"The people applauding Bruce Jenner for 'being himself' are the same people who condemned Tim Tebow and told him to 'kee...
Monday, June 29, 2015

It's been nine (plus) years!

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These things happened in 2006, nine years ago: Twelve coal miners died in the Sago Mine Disaster near Buckhannon, West Virginia A sta...
Friday, June 26, 2015

Now, it's just Marriage

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So as you're probably aware by now, this happened earlier today... Supreme Court Affirms Constitutionality of Gay Marriage This me...
Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The summer jam of 2015 has arrived!

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Members of the groups Uncle Kracker, Better Than Ezra and Sugar Ray, bands that you have loved... well, maybe not loved ... bands that y...
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Monday, June 22, 2015

Customer reviews on the internet are completely over

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In 2010, my hero Prince was ridiculed for making the following decree: "The internet is completely over" He was speaking specif...
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