Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Make the Buccaneers great again!

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Donald Trump, campaigning for President of the United States : DT: "He started it." MEDIA: "That's the argument of a...
Tuesday, March 29, 2016

A wildly successful colossal failure

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You know how sometimes something that's hilarious is also horrifying, and vice-versa? The following story made me laugh so hard I had ...
Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Justice is blind and maybe kinda stupid

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My knowledge of how our justice system functions is limited to my participation as a juror in two criminal cases . I've never sued or be...
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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

An announcement re: Powering down

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Hi valued readers, close friends, blood relatives, bots selling shady bootleg stuff, people who hate me, passers by and those of you to ...
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Monday, March 14, 2016

Who knows what's happening here?

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My friend Alison posted this picture of a billboard in Pasco County (Florida) on Facebook yesterday... My first reaction was that it'...
Friday, March 11, 2016

Important questions about salad: Answered!

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One of the jokes I do in my stand-up act has to do with how often I eat salad as a meal. It also happens to be true. I eat salad all the tim...
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Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Another dream come true

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I grew up on a TV diet of David Letterman and Saturday Night Live, near the tail end of Johnny Carson's reign as the king of the late ...
Monday, March 07, 2016

Still in the tournament (kind of)!

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Hey, remember that time I got eliminated from the 2015 Stand-Up Comedy Tournament at Side Splitters after reaching the Elite Eight ? Wel...
Friday, March 04, 2016

A glimmer of hope?

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I don't know about you, but trying to find reasons to maintain faith in humanity seems to be turning into a real struggle. I have no d...
Wednesday, March 02, 2016

The night I didn't win

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As previously stated, I was eliminated from the Stand-Up Comedy Tournament at Side Splitters after reaching the "Elite Eight" fr...
Monday, February 29, 2016

The 29th Guy

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Middle-to-late January, 2016, in the conference room at a local TV station... GENERAL MANAGER:   Okay, I think that covers everyth...
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Friday, February 26, 2016

How to visit South Tampa!

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Maybe you've heard of the trendy restaurants. Maybe you want to see the pretty people. Maybe nobody was around to talk you out o...
Wednesday, February 24, 2016

My pals are a bunch of jerks

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One of the most surprising things I've learned since I started doing stand-up comedy is how generally supportive comics are of each ot...
Monday, February 22, 2016

Thank you!

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(Don't bother reading this if you saw what I posted on Facebook last night. It's basically the same thing. Or go ahead and read it i...
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